Down Memory Lane

To Memory Lane
Hosted by the Crispy Critters, and the Motley Crew, and a few oddballs that decided to join!!

Do you remember?
Go get Scrabble or triple Yahtzee or BOTH! OR BOTH!
Onion baby!
What did the light say to the floor? Why are you so shiny?
Knock, knock.."can Rawie, and that Guh come out?"
Tinky eats rats!
But Grandmother don't you think 16 loaves of bread from the lobby is enough????
Is it true that you once had a car that had a sticker on it, that said "Eat more beans, America needs the gas???
Mom there's a spider in here, it's big, it's too BIG!..
Is it Poo ma?
Cheese, cheese is good for your b-o-d-y!!
"Up old lady Up!!" {O'Cedar makes your life easier}
What are doing up there Martha? "Sweepin' these snakes off my roof!
Get away from me you terrible idiot!
Yes, that IS my sister over there, Wooley Head
(JP to JP)!!!!!

(Scratching Stomach) Bingo Buddy!
"Hey when you get in Jr. High, the toilet is in the classroom"
"Everybody Hides their eyes while you go!"
Hey Rebecca, please spit those refried beans out!
But Dad, what did you want to do w/ those little bitty green oranges?
"Ha,ha, ha..we are going in the ditch!"
Hey you have a rug on your head!
Boink!
Oh God, ma! Don't cry about a commercial!!
I got the STYLE!!!
Shave and a fuzz cut...6 bits!
You know that feeling, it just comes over you, and you gotta poo like everything!
(Chickens jumping in and out of U-Haul) "My fortune is going down the drain!
(Driving lessons)Oh No! She's ran over the mailbox!Oh, she ran over it again!
I never did like to visit them, they stunk! Stunk like poo, I say!
Not now!! Gilligan's Island is ON!!
"See this wig head? It comes out at night and flies all over the room."
He's got a loose screw in his robot head, and his brain is going nuts!
Hey Ma, when ya gonna get me back? RIGHT NOW!
You mean she's my sister???? (Crying!)
Why not go the I.G.A.( I gyp anybody)
Hey let's all go to the Dollar Jimmy Store!
You know what she is don't you? A B-I-T-I-C-H!
Heidelberg, heidelberg, Kine, kine, kine!
You know what I like, that 60's stuff! You know the Tide-eye look!
Hey Lid, did you flush the toilet? "Toliet????"
Hey I am Ross the Boss!!!
Yeah, well I am Kate the Great!!
Nah, we just went across the river ,but we didn't shoot the cow..hehehe
"Hey Dad, how do you get a rock out of your nose?"
Franklin Alexander Conksterbelts!
Hey Great! Hey Non-great!
Hi, I am Iron Man WELDON!(Rolling eyes, ~IronMouth Weldon!~)The Garbage man's coming t-o-n-i-g-h-t
Hinney Biter
MMMMMMM BOOTY!
Don't go kicking my dog around, even if he is a hound...
Laurina, Salina, Roina,Williamina,Katrina, Rebina, Rutina!!!


Can you think of anymore?
Hey you GUYS!!! We're gonna zoom, zoom, zooma ZOOM!


And the latest edition is from the Motley Crew!
"Hey baby, you have got your morals prioritized in the wrongest way possible.
Hold on while I go outside and take off my pants!
"Hey you know what I need?"
What a plug for your butt!

And a couple of ditties from the White House!
Dang Dung it!
Phew!!! That is a noxious odor!!
"You know about the devil don't you"? "WHO"? The devil, you know (pointing) down there! (looking down) "WHERE"?
The Redskins? I didn't know there was a football team in Washington State!
I am sure you have seen those British Films haven't you? Oh, the ones with the subtitles??You damn yankee! You tried to kill my family with your silent but deadly!!!

How about a blast from the past??
Hey Sally, do you want to get up and play scrabble?
Hey, you sound like a fish wife!!! Well, that's exactly what I am!!!
Hey Mom, how come you put all those old boxes in the bathroom?
I am just going to wash my hair,
So please, Don't touch my solitare,

To be continued!!!!

Hey Ya'll Email me, and give me ideas. :)
Anything you remember that you may have said, or someone in the family or your friends that made you laugh. We can keep sort of a memory lane of our own here! It is fun to share them with ya'll. I am sure by now, you are all fully aware, that I am semi-retarded! LOL. Ok, let me know!